One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence
im laughing so hard because of that gif.
u can see its tiny balls dropping
guess what guys
we are getting closer
to the biggest event of the year
EUROVISION 14 BABY
ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death.
yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)
It rained so hard the two of us were the only thing we could see for miles and miles
Posting this here mostly as motivation to actually finish this animation for class tomorrow
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
what a deal
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
Hoo hoo! This is an Ice Melon, found only in kingdom of Arendelle. They sell on the black market for about 300 glowing troll crystals. They’re guaranteed to cool you down in hot summer months. Eating too many of these can result in heart freeze and turning into a popsicle.
THE TOP RIGHT CORNER GUYS
castiel + human interaction.
"Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing so some have entertained angels without knowing it." Hebrews 13:2
I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time
au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot